My relationship of almost 2 years ended this morning...

"Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben) 08/08/2019 at 23:08 • Filed to: None

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...over the phone , no less. Can’t say I didn’t deserve it.

Luckily tonight is my last night on solo vacation in Ocean City, Maryland.

So tonight, I’ve re-downloaded tinder, pulled $300 out of my bank account, bought a bus pass, and I’m hitting the town, starting at Fager’s Island on 60th street and hitting any place that has strong drinks and no cover. I gave a pretty bartender I’ve been flirting with down here my number, and she’s off tonight, so although I’m not banking on it, here’s hoping she hits me up.

Enjoy your thirsty thursday, oppo. I know I will be.

shop-teacher > Your boy, BJR 08/08/2019 at 23:16

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Be sure to wear a raincoat, should the opportunity present itself.

CB > Your boy, BJR 08/08/2019 at 23:17

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Ouch, I’m sorry to hear that, Ben.

Party-vi > Your boy, BJR 08/08/2019 at 23:21

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Ah fuck. Sorry you’re stuck on the boardwalk. Chin up.

Your boy, BJR > Party-vi 08/08/2019 at 23:24

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I’m Ben Fuckin’ Rolland and in my favorite city in the world. I’m gonna be ok.

Your boy, BJR > CB 08/08/2019 at 23:24

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Don’t be. I was gonna end it when I got back anyway

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Your boy, BJR 08/08/2019 at 23:26

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Well, no unpleasant confrontation, plus tying one on... It could be worse!

Fuckkinja > Your boy, BJR 08/08/2019 at 23:27

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The best way to get over the last one is the next 2. To put it nicely. 

Chuckles > Your boy, BJR 08/08/2019 at 23:28

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Sounds like you're taking it well. Have fun and stay safe. Let's try to set up an Oppo meet in Asbury some time.

XJDano > Your boy, BJR 08/08/2019 at 23:31

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Well 2 years is something. At least it didn’t turn into a miserable 10 with kids in the mix.

Have you’re night on the town and take care of yourself.

M.T. Blake > Your boy, BJR 08/08/2019 at 23:42

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Don’t be a fool, wrap your tool. 

Your boy, BJR > shop-teacher 08/08/2019 at 23:42

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By raincoat do you mean the latex kind that comes in packs of 3 and you buy at 7-11?

Your boy, BJR > M.T. Blake 08/08/2019 at 23:43

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I got it covered. Literally and figuratively.

shop-teacher > Your boy, BJR 08/08/2019 at 23:43

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Precisely.

Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever > Your boy, BJR 08/09/2019 at 00:22

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You’re spendy aren’t you.  Not buying in bulk to save $?

Your boy, BJR > Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever 08/09/2019 at 00:33

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I never needed to until now.

DipodomysDeserti > shop-teacher 08/09/2019 at 00:39

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So I’m not the only one who gets to experience this wonderful phenomenon?

pip bip - choose Corrour > Your boy, BJR 08/09/2019 at 01:04

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Chin up and stay positive 

RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > Your boy, BJR 08/09/2019 at 06:55

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Sorry to hear bud, hope you had a good night and you don’t have a massive headache this morning!

TheRealBicycleBuck > Your boy, BJR 08/09/2019 at 07:08

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As they say, with every end comes a new beginning!

SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > Your boy, BJR 08/09/2019 at 08:26

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what happened?

sorry to hear that sad news

arl > Your boy, BJR 08/09/2019 at 08:32

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Looking back in hindsight, it’s almost always better that the relationship ended.

Don’t drink yourself into oblivion - that never works out either. 

shop-teacher > DipodomysDeserti 08/09/2019 at 08:46

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No, certainly not.

merged-5876237249235911857-hrw8uc > Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever 08/09/2019 at 10:04

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Sams and Costco packs are the way to go.

EL_ULY > Your boy, BJR 08/13/2019 at 18:41

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Sux , but cool lol